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Netherlands Demotivational Poster

CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?

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Rating: 3.83/5

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???

THE NETHERLANDS - They are proud of their boys

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Rating: 1.94/5
Logic Man - July 16, 2009, 4:43 pm
"Sarge, where are the enemy troops? I need a clear shot." ---"Well soldier, I know you're not gonna believe this, but look for the fuckin bright ass neon orange tank and hit it with all you got!"
LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:27 pm
K - December 8, 2008, 3:26 am
construction site, camouflage
Vanner - October 30, 2008, 8:25 am
Hahaha, you've been Tankgo'd
michael - October 29, 2008, 11:46 pm
some kind of ranga tank....

CUBBY'S VACATION - DAY 32 - Amsterdam. A lovely city, full of history, beauty, and life. A city where a little goes a long way. Especially when you're smoking weed in the Red Light District.

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Rating: 3.33/5

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omnia - October 5, 2009, 8:54 am
good points but i'mnot offended. i was just joking. and godot's mask is smoking.
Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 7:20 am
Whats so bad about being known for that. Throughout the entire world, Amsterdam wins.
rerun - October 4, 2009, 9:09 am

Hey now Omnia - your avitar is smoking what? Could be a doobie, could be a cig - if you have to destroy something, make it a Bacon Burger.
Briton of Rose - October 4, 2009, 9:01 am
Sorry if I offend, Omnia, but I did list tulips and chocolate in the tags for this poster. Besides, if you destroyed the USA, who would buy all the drugs and rent all the prostitutes? Mennonites?
omnia - October 4, 2009, 8:39 am
i don't know to be happy or angry about this poster. i'm dutch so i'm happy they used my country, but seriously: is that all the dutch are known for? sex and drugs?' if you don't mind: i'm going to sit in a corner planning the destruction of the USA

PROMISES - Some of them can never be fulfilled.

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Rating: 1.33/5

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Anonymous2 - September 8, 2010, 9:52 pm
All I can say is, I think I finally found a reason to get a twitter account.
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 9:35 pm
I'm still wondering if there are any.
agdaniele - September 8, 2010, 9:27 pm
Narutarded used to flirt with the girls here, too.
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 9:15 pm
I'm sure her site got so many hits she couldn't feel it anymore, but the Netherlands lost to Spain.
Derek - September 8, 2010, 9:10 pm
It was a brave promise at one point.
agdaniele - September 8, 2010, 8:31 pm